Some things every Agent should always remember :)

[Inity]

Some things every Agent should always remember :)
* translation from russian may be drafty, sorry :) Anyone got something to add in this list? ;)

(c) Inity

Some things every Agent should always remember :)

Never send the police or SWAT ahead of you, it will have no sence.

If a rebel waves you to come close, never buy this as friendly wave.

Never tell to rebel "Only human". It never helps. If you really want to say this phrase, say it over *dead* rebel.

If you can order sentinels to attack the ship, do it immediately.

Never fully rely on rebel informants. Especially informants who talk too much and are disappointed in their miserable life.

Listen to your colleagues. Sometimes.

Never talk to rebels about your true feelings. They won't understand anyway.

Learn the art of asking the right questions.

Always have with yourself at least two guns. Reloading a gun in wrong time may worth lives of few coppertops and you'll have to find a new host again.

Letting yourself to be killed and restored is not a best way to repair broken glasses.

Never start fighting rebels from unarmed combat.

Some rebels can fly; it will be sad for you if they'd need this ability.

Three dozens of agents kicking a rebel unarmed will lose in efficiency to one rebel who got a machine gun.

Helicopters can be really helpful.

Rebels really can't understand a byte from theory of evolution and taxonomy, so don't lose time explaining.

Don't try to smash a rebel with a truck. It never works.

Better shot the phone first, then shot rebel.

You see Smith - you do what we do. Run...

May be access codes to Zion is not what you really need.

(c) Agent Lee
When terminating rebels suspected to be "The One", do so in a manner that will make spontaneous ressurection more difficult, such as removal of the head.
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[Sparks]

Hehe... An old joke, but still fun %)
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[Inity]

Yup... i wrote it after seeing Matrix Reloaded :) So it's an oldie... but this list can be continued :)
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[Comatoz]

When killing one rebel, don't forget about others, make a fast look around. It's hard to dodge a bullet from a gun pointed at your head from a distance of an inch.
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[SWORDEX]

Nice but I think that you shoud chainge phrase "Helicopters can be really helpful." to "Helicopter can be really helpfull especially if it is provided with machinegun! "
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Чингиз Хан

[Grace]

The most logical one that comes to mind:

Whenever battling a rebel, always remember that even a platoon of tanks coonot beat the "disconnect - delete - ban" combo.
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